Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Charles J. Sykes, Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good About Themselves But Cant Read, Write, or Add
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Remember, were madly in love, so its all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.
In the beginning the Universe was created.
The reason I talk to myself is because Im the only one whose answers I accept.
The trouble with having an open mind, ofQuotes About Humor course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and Im not sure about the universe.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If theyre ok, then its you.
Robert A. Heinlein
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Terry Pratchett, Diggers
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.
Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Charles M. Schulz
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.
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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesnt hurt.